Sir's Australian Lessons Class

[Belserion]

Next Australian Lessons coming soon! For now, I shall leave you with some comedy for your day!


People who will either enjoy/appreciate or be outright disappointed in this pings: @MarmaladeSky @desin24 @Belserion @GrySun @revo

Not even gonna lie this cracked me up

 

[Marmalade]

So is it an Australian thing to be one of these specialized whisperers? Have you mastered this as well Sam?

 

[SirSamuel016]

So is it an Australian thing to be one of these specialized whisperers? Have you mastered this as well Sam?

I wouldn't say it's specific to Australia, anyone can be a cock whisperer if they try hard enough I'd like to think I'm more of a cunt whisperer myself

 

[Kiki]

 

[SirSamuel016]

Thank you for the art donation! I really appreciate it!

 

[Kiki]

the reply is 8 hours late??? I wont do it again


jk

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do you like tasmanian devils? they're so cute

 

[SirSamuel016]

the reply is 8 hours late??? I wont do it again


jk

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do you like tasmanian devils? they're so cute

Damn, busting my balls and saying I can't even sleep smh

Thank you again for the art, and more please

Yes I do like Tasmanian Devils!

 

[Kiki]

Damn, busting my balls and saying I can't even sleep smh

Thank you again for the art, and more please

Yes I do like Tasmanian Devils!

yes

hv u touched them at a conservation/national park?

 

[Evil3ye]

Funny Town Names, when?

 

[SirSamuel016]

Funny Town Names, when?

I still have to do Lesson 2: Food! Lesson 2 before New Years Eve, hopefully

yes

hv u touched them at a conservation/national park?

I haven't no, but they're very cute and funny; that said they have a temper at times too

 

[desin24]

I still have to do Lesson 2: Food! Lesson 2 before New Years Eve, hopefully



I haven't no, but they're very cute and funny; that said they have a temper at times too

Wanna see some Gator Barbie recipes!

 

[Kiki]

I haven't no, but they're very cute and funny; that said they have a temper at times too

oh kawaiiii
how about other animals? koala, kangaroo, wombat?

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iirc you are a Rin guy right? hv u seen this? hope it's not doublepost this time

 

[Kiki]

 

[SirSamuel016]

jaw drops eyes pop out of head tongue rolls out HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA! AWOOGA AWOOGA! EE-AW EE-AW! BOIOIOING! WHOA MAMA

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Mood

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Attention all sick cunts and furphys drinkers (ew)!

I now have an art gallery: https://mangahelpers.com/forum/threads/sirs-studio.3018428

Please check it out! I'll be posting photos of my figures, and some music stuff there (as well as here probably)!
Tagging @GrySun for the Jotaro figure


Australian Lessons will continue soon! I haven't forgotten about them I swear...

 

[Evil3ye]

Sam how could you neglect the lessons and let kiki turn this into an other pic drop thread. Funny. Town. Names. Now.

 

[desin24]

Sam how could you neglect the lessons and let kiki turn this into an other pic drop thread. Funny. Town. Names. Now.

^ just another reminder to really drive the point home

 

[SirSamuel016]

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AUSTRALIAN LESSON #2: FUNNY TOWN NAMES​

G'day Cunts (say it back to acknowledge you've read the post!), there has been a long delay but WE ARE BACK! That's right, you're finally getting that 2nd Australian Lesson and because I couldn't give a fuck about food as of starting this lesson we're doing some funny town names! Australia is at times a beautiful country as is reflected by it's funny town names, so today we shall do some geography and go state by state to look at what happens when a bloke gets to name a town after he's smashes 20 cases of beers.

Queensland:​

• Yorkey's Knob
• Mount Blowhard
• Mount Mistake
• Mount Surprise
• Ugly Creek
• Humpybong

Northern Territory:​

• Aaaa Road
• Cape Cockburn​
• Fanny Creek​

Australian Capital Territory:​

• Bogan Place​

Western Australia:​

• Dog Swamp​
• Useless Loop​
• North Pole​

South Australia:​

• Break Wind Reserve​
• Bullshit Hill​
• Cream Puff Corner​
• Nowhere Else Road​

New South Wales:​

• Boozer Creek​
• Come By Chance​
• Flirtation Hill​
• Pleasure Point​
• Rooty Hill​
• The Boobs​

Sir Comment: Yeah THE BOOBS!

Victoria:​

• Ding-A-Ding​
• Mount Bugger​
• Nar Nar Goon​
• Pakenham Upper​
• Poowong​
• Sausage Gully​
• Teddy Bears Gap​

Sir Comment: I love Pakenham Upper.

Tasmania:​

• Bottom Hole​
• Break Me Neck Hill​
• Broad Bottom​
• Dismal Swamp​
• Funny Knob Creek​
• Granny's Gut​
• Mossy Nipple Bend​
• Pensioners Bush​
• Shag Head​
• Tonguers Point​

Sir Comment: I feel like we need a picture to show off Tasmania!

That'll be it for today's lesson! I'll have a poll up soon for what lesson 3 will be! Stay safe and remember to be a good cunt!​

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@Belserion @MarmaladeSky @revo @Kiki @desin24

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@Evil3ye @Hardy @Asako @shinobi @Sky

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@Nii @Vici @Demonspeed @Battou @GrySun

 

[Marmalade]

Will you go to flirtation hill with me @revo

 

[Kiki]

hv u been to any of those places? outside tasmania ofc

 

[SirSamuel016]

hv u been to any of those places? outside tasmania ofc

Aw mate I think I've only experienced Pakenham Upper so far? Like I said earlier, I love Pakenham Upper. Pakenham Upper donuts, Pakenham Upper bush. If you want to stay there you can always try Pakenham Inn.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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AUSTRALIAN LESSON #2: FUNNY TOWN NAMES​

G'day Cunts (say it back to acknowledge you've read the post!), there has been a long delay but WE ARE BACK! That's right, you're finally getting that 2nd Australian Lesson and because I couldn't give a fuck about food as of starting this lesson we're doing some funny town names! Australia is at times a beautiful country as is reflected by it's funny town names, so today we shall do some geography and go state by state to look at what happens when a bloke gets to name a town after he's smashes 20 cases of beers.

Queensland:​

• Yorkey's Knob
• Mount Blowhard
• Mount Mistake
• Mount Surprise
• Ugly Creek
• Humpybong

Northern Territory:​

• Aaaa Road
• Cape Cockburn​
• Fanny Creek​

Australian Capital Territory:​

• Bogan Place​

Western Australia:​

• Dog Swamp​
• Useless Loop​
• North Pole​

South Australia:​

• Break Wind Reserve​
• Bullshit Hill​
• Cream Puff Corner​
• Nowhere Else Road​

New South Wales:​

• Boozer Creek​
• Come By Chance​
• Flirtation Hill​
• Pleasure Point​
• Rooty Hill​
• The Boobs​

Sir Comment: Yeah THE BOOBS!

Victoria:​

• Ding-A-Ding​
• Mount Bugger​
• Nar Nar Goon​
• Pakenham Upper​
• Poowong​
• Sausage Gully​
• Teddy Bears Gap​

Sir Comment: I love Pakenham Upper.

Tasmania:​

• Bottom Hole​
• Break Me Neck Hill​
• Broad Bottom​
• Dismal Swamp​
• Funny Knob Creek​
• Granny's Gut​
• Mossy Nipple Bend​
• Pensioners Bush​
• Shag Head​
• Tonguers Point​

Sir Comment: I feel like we need a picture to show off Tasmania!

That'll be it for today's lesson! I'll have a poll up soon for what lesson 3 will be! Stay safe and remember to be a good cunt!​

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@Belserion @MarmaladeSky @revo @Kiki @desin24

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@Evil3ye @Hardy @Asako @shinobi @Sky

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@Nii @Vici @Demonspeed @Battou @GrySun

Time to ping more peeps for this
@Goodboy @Copy Panda @Farfalla @Zasz @Lambu

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@sakura-aneki @Crescent Jinx @Erinyes @scav @goldb