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Welcome to Bloomer---! agh...Narutotheory's CAPSLOCK! Yes yes that's what I meant, Narutotheory's capslock...oops forgot to caps the capslock... 
WORKING TITLE: SPIRALING POOP-INQUIRER RETURNS
GAARA: NARUTO YOU'RE GETTING HEAVY, WANNA INCH OVER ON MY NIMBUS CLOUD A BIT?
TOBIRAMA: MADARA WHY'D YOU POKE THE LAST UCHIHA SO HARD?
MADARA: (O_-)
SASUKE: (X_x)
FODDER NINJA #424501: WHY THE HELL DOES KISHIMOTO ALWAYS TEST OUT HIS SUMMONS ON US FODDER? WHY ARE WE EVEN STICKING AROUND.
FODDER NINJA #13, FODDER NINJA #16164: THANK GOODNESS THESE CLOAKS ARE HERE TO PROTECT US....
*WACK*
FODDER NINJA #13, FODDER NINJA #16164: *MOAN IN PAIN AT SAME TIME*, NEVER MIND...
RAIKAGE: "FALCONNNN PUNCHHHHHH!"
*PUNCHES SO HARD THAT HE FALLS TO THE GROUND.*
MIZUKAGE: "WHERE MEN WHEN I NEED THEM? LETTIN' GIRLS GET HIT LIKE THIS..."
OLD MAN KAGE: MIGHT AS WELL CALL US FODDER-KAGE NOW...
SAKURA: WHAT IS THAT MONSTROSITY?
TSUNADE: DADDY IS THAT YOU?
SPIRAL ZETSU: FOR YOU HUMANS YOU WONDER WHY YOU LIVE. FOR US ZETSU, I WONDER WHAT POOPING IS LIKE
SPIRAL ZETSU: *HAS A NASTY REVELATION*...."OMG! IT'S THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU....*PUTS ON RAPE FACE UNDER MASK*
, KILL A GUY
BUDDHA STATUE: *SPITS ON FODDER*
HIRUZEN:
SPIRAL ZETSU: HOLY SHI---I MEAN POO..IT'S THE AVATAR...!
SHIKAMARU: HEHE DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE LEAF'S AVATAR...
SAKURA: TSUNADEEEE SAMAAAA...I DON'T WANNA DO CPR ANYMORE
OLD MAN KAGE: WE HAVE TO DO OUR BEST AND LEAVE MADARA TO THAT NARUTO KID
MANGA READERS: REALLY...REALLY....AGAIN WITH THIS...? RINSE AND REPEAT HUH KISHIMOTO?
OROCHIMARU: *STARES AT THE POO MAN*
SUIGETSU: LET'S TURN HIM INTO THE PILE OF SHI--....POO! THAT HE WANTS TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT!
OROCHIMARU: NOT YET....HE'S TOO MUCH LIKE MY PET: YAMATO....HE'LL RAPE YOU SUIGETSU...HE CAN GET QUITE WOODY...
KARIN: AGHHHH...THIS CAN'T BE....AGHHHHHHHH, HE'S DYINGGGGG
SUIGETSU: SHHH...KARIN...SHHHHH
JUUGO: WHAT IS IT KARIN? IS IT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN...?
OROCHIMARU: WE SHOULD MOVE QUICK BEFORE KARIN GETS ANOTHER MOOD SWING..
KIBA, HINATA, INO: !?!?!? SENSORCEPTION!!! NARUTO'S LEAVING US...
GAARA: *FLYS IN ON THE NIMBUS CLOUD.* HOKAGE-SAMA, I NEED YOU TO HEAL NARUTO
TSUNADE: (-_-) I'VE FOUGHT THE PEDOPHILE WHO WANTED TO RAPE MY FATHER, I'VE BEEN CUT IN HALF, I'VE HEALED THE ENTIRE ALLIANCE A FEW TIMES, I'VE PUT MYSELF BACK TOGETHER AGAIN, I'VE HEALED THE OTHER KAGE...YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE CHAKRA LEFT BRAT?
SAKURA: WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY NARUTO?
GAARA: JUST COME SAKURA, GET ON THE CLOUD AND REVIVE NARUTO
SAKURA: WITH WHAT?
GAARA: IDK THINK OF SOMETHING? YOU COULD TRY THAT KISS OF LIFE THING FROM THE MATRIX.
SAKURA: NAH I'M A DO IT OLD SCHOOL.
---*MEANWHILE*---
HINATA: *LOOKS AT NARUTO'S HEART* NARUTO-KUN... *SEE'S THAT IT'S LOSING A HEART BEAT* NARUTOOO-KUN???? *RUNS AFTER NARUTO* NARUTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *TRIPS ON PEBBLE*..
---HINATA X NARUTO SHIPPERS--- *SOB....CRY...*, IS THIS IT? HAS KISHIMOTO FINALLY SHIPPED NARUSAKU?
SPIRAL AND REGULAR ZETSU: YEH...HE'S GUNNA DIE...CUZ THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS...ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT...NOT EVEN PLOT-NO-JUTSU COULD STOP THAT..
GEDOU STATUE: *POOF*
MADARA: PFFT...I DIDN'T WANT YOUR EYES ANYWAY...WEAKLING... (O_-)
SASUKE: (o_x) *LAYS ON FLOOR IN PAIN*
MADARA LIKE ALL OF SASUKE'S OPPONENTS: *TAKES USES SASUKE'S SWORD AND THEN LEAVES IT IN THE GROUND*
SAKURA/KARIN: DON'T DIE...DON'T DIE....DON'T DIE ON ME MAN....
NARUTO: (x_X)
SASUKE: (X_x)
NARUTO/SASUKE: *DIE...*
*CLIFFHANGER-NO-JUTSU*
GAARA: NARUTO YOU'RE GETTING HEAVY, WANNA INCH OVER ON MY NIMBUS CLOUD A BIT?
TOBIRAMA: MADARA WHY'D YOU POKE THE LAST UCHIHA SO HARD?
MADARA: (O_-)
SASUKE: (X_x)
FODDER NINJA #424501: WHY THE HELL DOES KISHIMOTO ALWAYS TEST OUT HIS SUMMONS ON US FODDER? WHY ARE WE EVEN STICKING AROUND.
FODDER NINJA #13, FODDER NINJA #16164: THANK GOODNESS THESE CLOAKS ARE HERE TO PROTECT US....
*WACK*
FODDER NINJA #13, FODDER NINJA #16164: *MOAN IN PAIN AT SAME TIME*, NEVER MIND...
RAIKAGE: "FALCONNNN PUNCHHHHHH!"
*PUNCHES SO HARD THAT HE FALLS TO THE GROUND.*
MIZUKAGE: "WHERE MEN WHEN I NEED THEM? LETTIN' GIRLS GET HIT LIKE THIS..."
OLD MAN KAGE: MIGHT AS WELL CALL US FODDER-KAGE NOW...
SAKURA: WHAT IS THAT MONSTROSITY?
TSUNADE: DADDY IS THAT YOU?
SPIRAL ZETSU: FOR YOU HUMANS YOU WONDER WHY YOU LIVE. FOR US ZETSU, I WONDER WHAT POOPING IS LIKE
SPIRAL ZETSU: *HAS A NASTY REVELATION*...."OMG! IT'S THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU....*PUTS ON RAPE FACE UNDER MASK*
, KILL A GUYBUDDHA STATUE: *SPITS ON FODDER*
HIRUZEN:
SPIRAL ZETSU: HOLY SHI---I MEAN POO..IT'S THE AVATAR...!
SHIKAMARU: HEHE DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE LEAF'S AVATAR...
SAKURA: TSUNADEEEE SAMAAAA...I DON'T WANNA DO CPR ANYMORE
OLD MAN KAGE: WE HAVE TO DO OUR BEST AND LEAVE MADARA TO THAT NARUTO KID
MANGA READERS: REALLY...REALLY....AGAIN WITH THIS...? RINSE AND REPEAT HUH KISHIMOTO?
OROCHIMARU: *STARES AT THE POO MAN*
SUIGETSU: LET'S TURN HIM INTO THE PILE OF SHI--....POO! THAT HE WANTS TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT!
OROCHIMARU: NOT YET....HE'S TOO MUCH LIKE MY PET: YAMATO....HE'LL RAPE YOU SUIGETSU...HE CAN GET QUITE WOODY...
KARIN: AGHHHH...THIS CAN'T BE....AGHHHHHHHH, HE'S DYINGGGGG
SUIGETSU: SHHH...KARIN...SHHHHH
JUUGO: WHAT IS IT KARIN? IS IT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN...?
OROCHIMARU: WE SHOULD MOVE QUICK BEFORE KARIN GETS ANOTHER MOOD SWING..
KIBA, HINATA, INO: !?!?!? SENSORCEPTION!!! NARUTO'S LEAVING US...
GAARA: *FLYS IN ON THE NIMBUS CLOUD.* HOKAGE-SAMA, I NEED YOU TO HEAL NARUTO
TSUNADE: (-_-) I'VE FOUGHT THE PEDOPHILE WHO WANTED TO RAPE MY FATHER, I'VE BEEN CUT IN HALF, I'VE HEALED THE ENTIRE ALLIANCE A FEW TIMES, I'VE PUT MYSELF BACK TOGETHER AGAIN, I'VE HEALED THE OTHER KAGE...YOU REALLY THINK I HAVE CHAKRA LEFT BRAT?
SAKURA: WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY NARUTO?
GAARA: JUST COME SAKURA, GET ON THE CLOUD AND REVIVE NARUTO
SAKURA: WITH WHAT?
GAARA: IDK THINK OF SOMETHING? YOU COULD TRY THAT KISS OF LIFE THING FROM THE MATRIX.
SAKURA: NAH I'M A DO IT OLD SCHOOL.
---*MEANWHILE*---
HINATA: *LOOKS AT NARUTO'S HEART* NARUTO-KUN... *SEE'S THAT IT'S LOSING A HEART BEAT* NARUTOOO-KUN???? *RUNS AFTER NARUTO* NARUTOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *TRIPS ON PEBBLE*..
---HINATA X NARUTO SHIPPERS--- *SOB....CRY...*, IS THIS IT? HAS KISHIMOTO FINALLY SHIPPED NARUSAKU?
SPIRAL AND REGULAR ZETSU: YEH...HE'S GUNNA DIE...CUZ THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS...ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT...NOT EVEN PLOT-NO-JUTSU COULD STOP THAT..
GEDOU STATUE: *POOF*
MADARA: PFFT...I DIDN'T WANT YOUR EYES ANYWAY...WEAKLING... (O_-)
SASUKE: (o_x) *LAYS ON FLOOR IN PAIN*
MADARA LIKE ALL OF SASUKE'S OPPONENTS: *TAKES USES SASUKE'S SWORD AND THEN LEAVES IT IN THE GROUND*
SAKURA/KARIN: DON'T DIE...DON'T DIE....DON'T DIE ON ME MAN....
NARUTO: (x_X)
SASUKE: (X_x)
NARUTO/SASUKE: *DIE...*
*CLIFFHANGER-NO-JUTSU*
