Saike Once Again 137

I learned more about oligosaccharide and xylitol translating this chapter than I cared to know.



{Don't underestimate humans.}
{You freak.}
{I just can't see it...}
{A future where humanity accepts us...!!}
{People won't accept those who are different than themselves.}
{It is certain that oracle holders will someday be discriminated against.}
Take 137: That scene.
(Sfx- Haaah Gasp)
(Sfx- Chun chun chun tweet tweet)
{That dream again, huh...}

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Take 137: That scene.

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Saike: Koutaro and his brother's movie?
What's that?
Ana: I figured you didn't know.
You remember that they do that bizarre rap routine, right?
(Handwritten- Hey, yo yo.)
(Handwritten- Put your hands up!!)
Saike: Oh right there is that....
(Handwritten- The brothers rap.)
Ana: They've been uploading their rap vids online since last year.
And it seems now they've become a bit of a hot topic.
Saike: Seriously?!

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Otsujiro: Horse track be whack, watch me do this run back!
Winnings as far as the eye can see sparklin' like a newly won lottery!!
{Whack? That's so cute!!//I can't beat this!!!//Why the lottery?//This is high quality yo!!}
Kotaro: That be the dream but the winnings don't be seen,
cryin without bein' seen cause we be on the losin' team!!
{These brothers rapping is something else!!//Plus their group name is Kouotsu Heyday!!//Cryin' without being seen.....!!!!}
{801,403 replays.}
Saike: Wow it's the real deal....
They've already got more than 800million replays....
Ana: Right?
And so today they're finally having a “Fan Event.”
Wanna go see them now?
Saike: Fan Event?

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{Sign Ko Otsu Hey Tey Fan Event –official live broadcast!}
(Sfx- Waah waaaah)
Announcer: Ladies and gents, listen up and listen well! Welcome to the MEtuber fan event “Kou Otsu hey tey”!!
Today we'll be live streaming this event on MEtube for all to see!!
Saike: I—I wasn't expecting there to be this many people attending...
(Sfx- Waaah)
(Sfx- Kyaaah Kyaahh)
Ana: I'm a little surprised too in all honesty.....
Announcer: And now we move to the main event!!
The rapping brothers “Kou Otsu Hey Tey” is up on stage! Come on down!!

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Bros: Yooo!!
Kotaro: I'm Kou!!
Otsujiro: I'm Otsu!!
Both: And we're “Ko Otsu Hey Tey!!”
Saike: THEY TOOK TO THE STAGE LIKE A PAIR OF COMEDIANS?!

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Otsujiro: But broo I ain't sure how to say this right so I'll just say the best I can. I reckon we gotta thrill these folks with our rappin ya heard?
Kotaro: Whoa, where'd that kansai come from, pardner?
Saike(?): What's with this acting?!
When's the rap start?!
(Sfx- Wahahahahah)
Otsujiro: Still I admire rappers, ya hear?
Kotaro: Rap ain't easy though.
Otsujiro: Naw, I can do it, I got this!
Kotaro: Aiight, how bout we do this durn thing together?
Otsujiro: That'll be a big help bro!
Kotaro: Don't you let it worry you none.
Otsujiro: Hey! Yo, Yo!!
Kotaro: And here we go, the brothers rap!
(Sfx- Douku douku thmm thmm)
Saike: THAT'S YOUR OPENING ROUTINE?!
(Handwritten- It's original, I guess?!)

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Kotaro: Ayyy, we're shoutin' out our thanks for ya'll following our stride
Keepin' our rap healthy like Oligosaccharides.
Otsujiro: It's as obvious as workin' out after a meal!!
Get too cooped up on the couch and your health is a done deal!!
We be getting' away clean like xylitol on cavities,
but to much of this sweetness results in diabetes.
Saike: THIS IS THE HEALTHIEST RAPPING I'VE EVER HEARD??
(Sfx- Dooon thoom)
(Sfx-Douuunn babaaam)

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Announcer: Everyone keep those hands in the air!!
Next up is a rap about childhood friends and “Summer vacation happenings!!”
(Handwritten- Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!)
Saike: I...I can't say I understand this but it's getting people excited, I guess?
Ana: There's gotta be a secret behind how this weird rapping gets popular.
(Handwritten- I don't get it.)
Saike: But I'm glad...
Ana: Hm?
Saike: They went through all kinds of dangerous things during the Mibari incident...
And I was worried they'd be traumatized...
But..
It seems what happened to them in the past doesn't bother them in the slightest.
They're facing the future and headed straight toward it.

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Saike: A bright and happy future.
Hizu: And we have to...
protect that bright and happy future.
Saike: Yeah.
(Sfx- Waaaaaahhh)
Saike: Oh right, Hizu...

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Saike: We should probably start---
???: Get lost you shitty rappers!!
(Sfx- Doyooohh fwhooom)
Dude: It's because your shitty rapping is live streaming...
That my channel isn't getting any “likes” at all!!!
I'll friggin' kill you!!
Kou Otsu Hey Tey!!

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Saike: Wh—what?!
Ana: That guy is another MEtuber apparently...
???: I'll wreck this event!!
I've only ever been able to get 18 replays!!!
People: It's not other people's fault that your vids are boring!!
Kou Otsu Hey Tey's rapping has saved my life!!
Same here!!
Me too!!
Dude: Whuh?
Dude: Yeah their rapping kinda sucks, but seeing them trying their best touched my heart!!
Someone: Well no, I actually DO like their rapping!!
Dude: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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Kotaro: Stop!!
You're after me right?!
Dude: Hahah, screw that!!
I just want to wreck this livestream!!!
Ana: Saike!!
{If Ana and the others use their oracles in a place full of people like this....}
{I just can't see it...}
{A future where humanity accepts us...!!}
Ana: Saike!! What do we do?!
Saike!!

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Dude: Get wrecked!!!!
(Sfx- Buuunnn wfffff)
(Sfx- Dokakaaah craaaash)
Girl: Kyahhh!!
(Sfx- Buninnn boooing)
Dude: AH?!
Wha...
WHAT THE HELL IS THAAAAAAT?!

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Kotaro: BIG BRO PUUUUUUNCH!!!
(Sfx- Dogooohhnnn THOOOK)
Dude: Bugeeeh!!
(Sfx- aaaaan)
Everyone: Eh...??

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Someone: Wha...
What's that?
That balloon...
(Sfx- Zawa zawa Bustle
{Kotaro...}
Someone: Kou is one of the rumored...
“M”...?!
Kotaro: That's right.
I am a “M”.
Otsujiro...
Big bros never lie.
That's what it is to be a man.

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???: The M....
You know they have strange powers and use it for evildoing...
(Sfx- Zawa zawa zawa bzzzzz)
Someone: You've heard...
How there have been so many weird incidents recently that were caused by M, right?
Yeah...
But would Kou do something like that...?
Well...I dunno...
Kotaro: Let's go, Otsujiro.
Otsujiro: Big bro....
Girl: W---
WAIT!!!

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Girl: Th—Thank you so much..
For saving me!!!
I'll...
Support you with everything I've got no matter what!!
I'll always be...
Your fan, Kou Otsu Hey Tey!!!

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Someone: That's right...
Kou just saved that girl didn't he?
Who cares if he's an M?
Kou is Kou right?
He's the guy who saved us all!!
That's right!!
Who cares if he's an M?!
Kou Otsu Hey Tey is Kou Otsu Hey Tey!!

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Dude: YOU'RE AWESOME KOU!!
YOU DID GREAT MAN!!
(Sfx- Dowaaaaaaaaaaah!!!)
Someone: Stylish as hell, dude!!
That Big bro punch was epiiiiiiic!!!!
(Sfx- Aaaaaaaaaah)

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Someone: I used to be scared of M but all it took was a second for all my doubts to be cleared!!
Girl: He has balloons?! That's so cute!!
Dude: Th—That's what I thought too!!
More like, I think I like you guys even more now!!
Girl: Me too!!!
People: Kou Otsu Hey Tey!!
You've got followers for life!!
Hizu: Seems like these guys have stumbled into something great.
Victory through personality huh?
Ana: Seems like it.
(Handwritten- Kou Otsu Hey Tey!!!)
(Handwritten- You're awesome Kou...!!!)

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{Perhaps they didn't actually do all of that much...}
{But I'll never forget the scene I saw that day.}
{Seeing people and oracle holders...}
{Hand in hand for the first time ever.}
{And I know...}
{Things can remain this way.}